(She smiles and hangs up the phone.) Until one day he left and didnt come back. (Turns back to phone) They dont know either. We miss and love you so much. Atom Bomb Disease rolls off the tongue better. That water has been everywhere: icebergs from the ages before humanity, the river Caesar crossed, a poisoned well from the Middle Ages, the glasses on the Titanic. George Im so sorry about her. Please staunch your profuse bleeding and proceed directly there. I went out and bought as many tickets as I could afford. Every time I finish something, I hold it up to the perfection that is A Whole New World. Would I be up for flying around on a magic carpet with a beautiful woman to the sound of whatever Im writing? I was annoyed because I assumed that it was another one of her pranks. You cant live a life, if youre not willing to live it. By: Lisa Iordache-Stir, Age 13, California, USA Gender: Any Genre: Comedic Description:An employee explains why they were late to work. I cant take it anymore, Im tired. That was definitely a costly mistake. She pounded and tried to get out, but she couldnt. By: Meredeen Smelser, Washington, USA, Age 13 Description: A crazy cat lady thinks that one of her cats is trying to kill her. I guess he thought I was some obsessed teen off the street, but I am SO not obsessed! I may be smaller than you, but Ive got powerful weapons in these here paws. Thats the magic starting to work. My brother gets the whole day on the internet. Its nice when they think you have everything they dont have. You know hes not buried here, right? This isnt just for us, its for our future. John? They just cant take all this flavor, you know? See that bowl there? I understand that I am interviewing you for the accountant position here. You stayed up late with me looking at the stars. Have I tried it, you ask? What did I ever do to deserve this kind of pain and hurt? But when I try and do something to fix this place, Im dismissed. Ive dealt with that stuff on my own. Its delusional! Where are you going? I heard my dad once tell my mom that if there was a nuclear war, the only things left would be the cockroaches and Keith Richards, the skeleton-looking guy. People come to you when they need answers right? Ricky got all teary-eyed just talking about it. I know it was November because Thanksgiving was close. Thats when I became Norma Doherty. Probably some so-called heroes here to rescue you. First Place Winner! Mom? Face the wall and practice hitting it with the tips of your swords. Another time, I hacked his phone and looked through his mail and messages. Do you hear that? Heck, it puts everyones costume to shame. By: Annelise M., New York, NY, Age 12 Gender: Female Genre: Dramatic Description: A mother tells her teenage daughters to stay in school and to not make the same mistakes she did. We can at least try. He cant climb on his cat tower or practice jumping off the tower and landing on his feet. 14. Every popular girl always has gum. I mean, Ive gone most of my life knowing my father left and its all my fault(starts crying) yeah my mom thinks I need someone to talk to, but I say I can just power through. I got my bachelors, two masters, my PhD, met your dad, and then I had you. That man down there, do you see him? Sometimes it really sucks to have siblings who are ten years older than you, never getting to play with them, never having someone there when you need them. Birds are so much freer than any person I know. While the books went up in sparkling whirls and blew away on a wind turned dark with burning. But not the wow youre so thin? But hey, theres a rumor going around that when I get back, Im going to be the coolest kid in school! Youre telling me Im going to be in piles and piles of student loan debt for the rest of my life so that the teacher who is supposed to be, thats right, teaching me chemistry, a key part of my future career can not feel like teaching! Thats just bizarre. Yes, my ship is tugging it. Ill need that sunscreen because I heard the Sun can burn your skin if its too hot. Second Place Winner! They werent always like this. Sure, it was fun going to beaches and being with friends and having the time of our lives, but we cant go back. Ive heard you say sorry a million times. Im waving! "You've got these morally bankrupt people," the Canadian actress says of Barry's ensemble of misfits. there was just so much blood. By: Oren S., Age 15, Pennsylvania, USA Gender: Any Genre: Comedic Description: A student complains about having to write a monologue. In fact, I cant remember a day when it wasnt my 21st birthday. Back when the kids werent loud and obnoxious. I follow the rules of being a kid and remember to eat my candy BEFORE my food. Because evidently with any of the three you can and will eventually go into the sea of death. Walk, walk, walk and cupcake hands and left foot, two steps right foot, two steps and (pauses) Shoot! Schwarzenegger's cold open came before host Roy Wood Jr.'s monologue. Then I realize I dont say it very often. Jaya Thursfield, an Australian who moved to Japan 2017 with . (beat) Oh, hello, Mr. Mumumba. And its been in the back of my mind since you first apologized to me. My stupid ankle! Now to talk about why I was in the hospital. People are always going to remember me as the person who couldnt perform, the person who cant ever talk in front of a crowd. They wish they could be me. Im going to leave the loaf to rise under the skylight. I remember that she seemed to always be awake. Dont turn the lights on. But like dont make it too expensive because my moms gonna make ME pay for it and I dont have that kind of money. No, no, no, no, I am not going to let the two of you drop out of school! I didnt want to believe him, but I had to. In Hebrew, it means bitter, desirable, serene. They are like an unstoppable wave of feathered locusts, eating every scrap of bread they can get their pointy beaks on! And being in good spirits, I went home and gave one of the tickets to my newly 18-year-old brother, absolutely free. Every time the doorbell rings, Im scared to answer for fear of bad news. Everyone, look here! Like seriously, dont try me because I will do it. (Moment of realization) Ok so maybe Im like totally petrified. Ugh, Mia, please would you get out of bed? What? How to unscrew a planet. Well guess what, I am tired of it and Ive had enough! Pure genius and the self-sustaining ecosystems I would love to be around that kind of innovation. Thats not a life you would want to live. Depending on the rare cases it did last longer than a couple of days, we would pause the fight so we could still vent and talk. I know youre not real, I know that you are my imaginary friend. He told stories and did impressions every chance he got. Gender: Any Genre: Dramatic. Okay, that doesnt sound that bad, but my door is closed at night. If you hate English so much, then why did you become an English teacher? People always feel the need to point out how short you are. There he is! But its not like I need one. thank you. Oh, look who I just got an email from. I gotta be 16, and thats in seven months. (pauses, looks at groom) I love him. Ill fidget and play with my hair. Ive had to replace the lightbulb twice already, so Ive decided to tape a pillow to the lightbulb. My parents always liked their drugs better than they liked me. Yep, no more pleasant Spring weather for everyone to enjoy. There was Dorothy Kilgallen. My stomach goes all turvy and I try to keep quiet and to myself. Class of 2020, I have something I need to say to you. Genre: Comedic. By: Zoe Marner, Ontario, Canada, Age 17 Gender: Any (can be changed to be delivered by a son) Genre: Dramatic Description: A daughter delivers an honest eulogy at her fathers funeral. How to unscrew a planet - The Whole Story with Anderson Cooper - CNN I was just minding my own business. So, this is what I do when it seems like the world is against me. Love? The only reason she does pageants anymore is in hopes that her dad will reach out to her. Hes the one for me. That was before I realized there was so much sadness in the world. We would pray to YOU. Wooo everyone goes insane. You dont know who you are. I also compare myself to other girls, a lot. No never mind its a long story. The director, Bob, comes up to me and says he needs a genie of gigantic proportions. He just called me. You see, I lived in the saddest room on earth. Ugh. Come do the dishes! No more depression. Okay I know this might sound crazy but just hear me out. Genre: Comedic, Well, well, well take a look at what we have here. Stop it, MOM, you cant call me at work anymore. How are you doing, sir? I saw Georges horrified expression as I was falling. (Sweetly) Point to the right direction she would say. First Place Winner! We arent going to keep her. There are some things that Ive seen happen in the ocean that would normally scar you for life. Youve been with me for so long, through everything, the ups, and downs, and during all of the struggles that come with growing up, you have been my best friend. For months I felt like a failure, and I couldnt sleep. And I know hes still out there. The dogs life, right? I was making friends and learning how hard this job would be. They were doing that thing where they were trying to keep their voices down, but its totally obvious. Think. Life has been rough, people at school are laughing and making fun of me, they say things like (in a funny accent) Youre so ugly or Wow where do you get your clothes, and it reminds me of when you used to stand up for me. Let me show you how she should have done the audition. You could have informed me before Im in the middle of the ocean, Mr. President! 35 pages! (pause) No, really. Second Place Winner! Second Place Winner! (Archibald nods, then shrieks, flailing his sword around). But its just not going to happen that way. Im so tired. Third Place Winner! Wait. By: Nicholas Schaeffer, Age 12, Ontario Canada Description: : A nerdy kid asks his friend for advice on how he can talk to a girl he finds cute. By: Audrey Cherwinski, Age 16, Pennsylvania, USA Description: A teen expresses anger at needing to share her room with a baby sister but decides to rise to the occasion because her mom was never a real mom. There wasnt a bad song on the whole CD. UH! But she doesnt even deserve my yelling. Now, where was I? (A boy walks in and sits on a sofa in his psychiatrists office.) As if she were contemplating something. Genre: Dramatic. By me! At the hospital, they said he wouldnt live, but he did, and now my mom has to stay home to take care of him. Boots approaching our door, and loud knocking. What is that? Sorry, I meant how is he for you? (panic) Uhor orbuild a huge ice-slide and rent out sleds and skis! I know what you guys are all thinking, just pretend to be sick. One day though, Im gonna fly. Just look at all that goody goodness. We werent given one by NASA. (Straightens up again) A lot of people think I went to space to explore the planets, but I was just trying to escape my old granny! If I dont make it, dont let them write devoured by gluttonous pigeons on my tombstone. I threw it back. Everything makes sense now. Become a member. (Pause.) Never have been. Oh you didnt notice that did you? Genre: Comedic. I immediately called 911. Me and Luke still arent used to the house being so quiet, we miss all the fun times with you. Its why I love to go out on the roof. Non-binary. I.Iwas trying to get some rest. By: Quinn Garcia, Age 13, California USA Description: A teenager recounts a dream they had to their older sibling. I would love to direct eventually. When he caught me looking through his phone, he was a little mad, and he explained that just because hes talking to women, doesnt mean hes cheating on me. Kind of rolls off the tongue, doesnt it? Im not a mean or impatient person so I just sat at my desk, tapping my foot, waiting for her. Yes, this is an emergency. (She reaches to put the bear on the shelf, but is interrupted by a phone call. By: Jack Lassman, Age 13, New York, USA Description: Sharon, a mother from Savannah, Georgia, speaks to her group of friends. In 5th grade, Mr. Fartherman ruined it for me. (laughs) Thank you for saying that. And right away he started up again. Gender: Any Genre: Comedic. My feminine name made me want to throw up, Samantha. But I didnt want to be a boy. Im done. (Calling out.) I had an idea when I was younger, and you were amazing to let me follow it. I know that might sound ridiculous or perhaps it is, and I am the crazy one, but I feel it. This version is played over the film's end credits and is referred on the soundtrack as "Aladdin's Theme". Its not that I dont think Im beautiful, I do sometimes. I better go and prepare my luggage now. Its blank. How to Make a Monologue (with Sample Monologues) - wikiHow I watched him enter the bathroom, but when I looked back at the check-out desk, the attendant wasnt there. The second time I remember being hurt is when I was maybe 9 or so. This year Im going on a mission trip to South America. Because when were at the movies, and its too loud, I cant leave because its loud for everyone. And I cant buy candy with my own money because its unfair even though everyone else is eating popcorn that you bought for them, but I cant stand the texture of popcorn.